《克里斯·洛克：鈴鼓》是一部喜劇脫口秀電影，由克里斯·洛克主演。在這部特輯中，克里斯·洛克以他獨特的幽默和口才，對父親角色、伴侶的不忠以及美國政治等話題進行了深入的觀察和見解。他以布魯克林為背景，在舞臺上展示了他的才華，將觀眾帶入他的世界?？死锼埂ぢ蹇艘杂哪姆绞矫枋隽俗鳛橐粋€父親的責(zé)任和挑戰(zhàn)。他的觀點鮮明而深刻，讓人不禁為自己的父親角色而反思。他還談到了伴侶的不忠問題，以自己的經(jīng)歷和觀點給出了他的見解。他的觀點直擊問題的核心，讓人們深入思考伴侶關(guān)系中的信任和忠誠的重要性。最后，克里斯·洛克觸及了美國政治這個敏感而復(fù)雜的話題。他以犀利的觀察和見解，揭示了政治世界的荒謬和虛偽。他用幽默的方式讓人們思考政治的本質(zhì)和對社會的影響?？偟膩碚f，克里斯·洛克在《克里斯·洛克：鈴鼓》中展現(xiàn)了他的喜劇天賦和深刻的洞察力。這部特輯不僅僅是一場笑聲的盛宴，更是一次對生活、關(guān)系和社會的深入思考。觀眾們可以在笑聲中思考這些重要的話題。

這篇影評可能有劇透

Women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. Not men.

If you date a girl, your friend will be like, what does she look like.

If you date a guy, your friend will be like, what does he do.

It’s a cold world for men if he can’t provide.

My Dad left home to work at 6:30am every day and came home at 8:30pm.

The hours in between no contact whatsoever for my parents.

So they probably even missed each other.

In our time, we don’t miss no one as they’re in our pockets all the time.

My 16-year marriage feels even more than my parents 40-years marriage.

Facebook, Instagram, you name it, I knew what you did for the whole day.

I’ve liked 5 of your photos, and gave you 3 smile faces. What more do you want from me?!

The key to marriage is fxxxing.

As all the problems were already there before you got into it.

The dishes weren’t clean then and they’re not clean now.

The difference is that you were getting fxxxed so that all is excusable.

Bully-free school is not a place good for children.

In school, children need to learn how to deal with bullies.

So that when they’re in the society, they know how to deal with these people.

During a divorce, the one in the marriage who has a higher salary should be paying for the legal fee of both parties.

Three lawyers for my wife and three for me.

I look at all these people, they were well-educated .

They got up in the morning brushing their teeth, thinking that I gotta get the mother-fxxxers money today.

I wasn’t born rich. I work hard. And they were all after my money.

So I suddenly realize that I’ve made it. [Applause]

You gonna take a photo of the good time that you spend with you children cos you may need it one day as a receipt of love requested by the court to help you get the custody.

Hi Mon, Drake helped me with my homework.

Lady gaga made me a grilled sandwich.

You stayed in a relationship for too long that you don’t realize you’re ugly and old.

Rihanna looked at me the way she looks at her aunt.

I’m Chris Rock not Chris Brown.

NOTE: All of the above is not exact words of Mr. Rock, just what i remembered from the show.